"Dangerous words them boy," They cooed, stretching. The nights were rolling in cold, and it left Faris stiff and lethargic. "There are men in my world who’d call y’ mad f’ wanting t’ spend time wi’ a Kin o’ Dragons, let alone the Dawn Warrior wi’ the loosest morals."
"What a co-inky-dink. I’m apparently the Returner with the loosest morals." Save Setzer, perhaps, though it depended on who you asked. "I didn’t know about the Kin o’ Dragons part, though."
"Well maybe if the poor wee lad learned t’ fend for himself? There is such a thing as stealing from my stores, boyo. I’dnae cut y’ hands off at th’ wrist for it," They purred, taking a sip of their coffee and enjoying the sweet bitterness upon their tongue. "Honor among thieves after all. I’d just find some other way t’ punish y’."
Locke seemed to remember something about being tied up naked in the hold. “But I’d much rather the pleasure of your company, captain,” he replied, winking mischievously at them.
Reaching, he stoked the fire, sighing in satisfaction as another hunk of wood was sacrificed to the flames.
"I said I’d come, did I not?" They huffed, slumping in a chair and curling about a slice of cake with the intent to demolish it. "Terrible habit f’ a pirate, that. Keepin’ me word. Maybe I should start breaking it."
"But then I’d starve to death."
*smirks, licking his lips* “You can break promises to other people, but keep the ones you make to me. There’s that sayin’ about ‘honor among thieves’ or some shit, ain’t there?”
*shrugs* “Never really had an interest in it. Of course with my life it was hard to have any without it being stolen…” *puffs her cheeks slightly* “Oh! Do you like sweets?”
*shoves her lightly*
"We already had this conversation. Didja forget about me so quick? I’m wounded, Ash." *clearly teasing* "I’m ok with sweets."
"Fuck y’ as demanding as a wench." -chucks a paper bag at him.- "Bacon, f’ little laddie."
"I knew I could count on you." *takes a big-ass, satisfying bite* "Hnnh. Nice t’see ya."
"What about my sammich?!" *grabby hands*
Hmmm... Mkay. Thank you! *totally not planning anything nope*
"No problem, kid." *totally doesn’t suspect she’s up to something, nope* "What about you? You dig jewelry?"
*Hangs off of Locke affectionately like he normally does in the morning*
*rubs his head affectionately and lets him doze as he works, like he normally does in the morning— if he’s awake*
Hey Locke! How do you feel about gold necklaces?
"Hmm, they’re alright. To wear, I’d rather a small one. To sell, gimme a chunky-ass one." *laughs*
yeek, what’d you eat? I got poisoned by sandwich meat once 8)
((Near as I can tell it’s a ramen cup, which I had shortly before passing out. Can you get food poisoning from freeze dried shrimp? XD I dunno.
Also I got your starter BB I will be answering it ASAP. Just gimme a day or two OTL))